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About Me Member Science Fiction Writer Joel G.14/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 3 Months
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I write war fiction, TFs and furry stories. I also publish screen caps and some of my drawings.

sick 2day =(

Wed Dec 9, 2009, 8:34 AM
Well, good news and bad news. The good news is... IT SNOWED!!! IN FREAKIN CALIFORNIA!!! Well, not neccessarily, it snowed on some nearby mountians(by nearby I mean about 3-4 miles away), but it snows more and more on those mountians every year, and it might just snow down here in my senior year of Highschool, so f**k global warming! it's more like Global Cooling in Cail! and I was going to take a hike on em, but now the bad news... I HAVE THE STOMACH FLU!!! =( I THREW UP TWICE TODAY ALREADY!!! once at 3am and again at five... but I'm feeling a little better(if you dont want to hurl, dont eat anything, and that's precisely what I'm doing) but still queasy.

I'm sorry, was that TMI? my bad.

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: my pulse
  • Reading: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
  • Watching: stuff on TV
  • Playing: with my S&W .45
  • Eating: Cold-Eez
  • Drinking: Ginger Ale

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Call me IHSR, Rifle, Snipe, or Joel, it doesn't matter.
im a zombie slay3r with a sniper rifle who writes books and designs guns. so sue me.
Things FTW:
dragons
FN SCAR-L
Tails Doll
Airsoft
WWII
Youtube poop
Gmod
PEELZ!!!(Left 4 Dead)
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
If you want to insult me for my likes and dislikes, well here's a bit of advice: YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO-HOUR SHET FOR ALL I CARE!!! lolz tourettes guy FTW

Free stuff you have to check out RIGHT NOW!!!
Billy mays VS Vince: [link]
heavy goes bowling: [link]
Last Stand 2 [link]
Warfare 1917 [link]
Warfare 1944 [link]
Thing Thing Arena 3 [link]
PlazmaBurst [link] (^.=.^ absolute bliss: lvl 2 with the plasma cannon: paintin teh walls with teh blood of mah enimiez "HOLY KRAP HE GOT EXPLOD3D IN HALF!!!")
MudNBlood2 [link] (only play if you are not easily pissed off and have a lot of time on your claws. not for those who like "fair and easy" games, cuz this ain't one of em.)

remember to tell me what you thought about this stuff! =)

P.S. if i happen to offend anyone here, I'm sorry, I have a bad habit of talking WAY too much. =P

G0 AND ANN0I MAH SIST3R!!! Saratoga72- [link]

wanny play me? I play Quantum of Solace for the Wii with the name "Rambotails".
Yes, I am a Tails fan(can't help but feel sorry for the guy), only he's not my fav cartoon character because Sonic X makes him look like a pussy.

If I had three wishes they would be:
1. To change anyone into anything(not just myself)
2. long-range telepathy and sight
3. Teleportation

P.S. Watchers now get a little prize!!! (watch me to find out)

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: sumwhere in CA
  • Interests: writing, Airsoft, Guns, Dragons, zombies
  • Favourite movie: I Robot
  • Favourite band or musician: linkin park and the makers of Red Zone
  • Favourite genre of music: rock or rave
  • Favourite poet or writer: On DA:Either Farm Fresh or BlackMinorScales Real life: Joy Mastoff
  • Favourite style of art: Writing, MS Paint and STICK FIGURES! (No rly I suck at drawing)
  • Operating System: windows XP
  • Shell of choice: Custom 9.53mm SVD sniper round, 12-gauge shotgun shell
  • Wallpaper of choice: Epic Heavy
  • Skin of choice: Why is this here?
  • Favourite game: Gmod
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Wakko from Animaniacs, possibly Tails
  • Personal Quote: don't maek me STAB u.
  • Tools of the Trade: Dragonuov SVD Sniper Rifle, M3 LEO(M57) semi-automatic shotgun

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:iconblackminorscales:
Hey, I just noticed that I'm marked as one of your favorite authors! I'm flattered ^^ :)

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:noes::noes::noes::noes:THE GAME!:noes::noes::noes::noes:
:cries::cries:You just lost it:cries::cries:
:iconihasnip3rifle:
better flattered than flattened!

ur welcum =)

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The greatest respect that I can ever give is silence.

in other words, if you're reading this on one of your own deviations, you didn't do good enough.

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:iconblackminorscales:
:)

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Proud founder of the ~TaurClub! Please join, we need members!

Property of ~TF-Writers

:noes::noes::noes::noes:THE GAME!:noes::noes::noes::noes:
:cries::cries:You just lost it:cries::cries:
:iconredbaron1234:
Thanks for the watch.

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Big Baron is Watching YOU!!!

I have stories for you all.

I hate those who do not proofread for grammar and spelling. If you feel the same way about grammar and spelling, copy this into your signature.
:iconwarp2002:
I HAS NEW AVATAR! BOW DOWN TO YOUR NUCLEAR GENERAL!

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look, this bickering is getting us nowhere, the bottom line is, yes, they're all dead, but just because I'm covered in their blood and one wrote my name before they died doesn't mean a thing, it's all circumstantial.
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Mankind is but a facepalm on God
:iconihasnip3rifle:
"Warped" general is quite more fitting...

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The greatest respect that I can ever give is silence.

in other words, if you're reading this on one of your own deviations, you didn't do good enough.

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HOW TO GET TONS AND TONS OF PAGEVIEWS----> [link]
:iconwarp2002:
YESSS< YESSSS, YESSSSSSSMWAMHAHAHAHAHAAHAA LKHL)ULJMLGKJKLJ

<unexpected error in: voice emultor/vocal/english.
<rebooting
<failed, initiating self destruct.

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look, this bickering is getting us nowhere, the bottom line is, yes, they're all dead, but just because I'm covered in their blood and one wrote my name before they died doesn't mean a thing, it's all circumstantial.
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Mankind is but a facepalm on God
:iconihasnip3rifle:
yay! I shall finally be rid of you!!! now if I only knew how to defuse a bomb...


hmmm... IVE GOT IT!!! *Puts you in 3 foot-thick canister of pure titanium and throws you off of a cliff, then drives away*

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The greatest respect that I can ever give is silence.

in other words, if you're reading this on one of your own deviations, you didn't do good enough.

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HOW TO GET TONS AND TONS OF PAGEVIEWS----> [link]
:iconwarp2002:
<immenint danger, performing hard reboot

Where the hell am IIIIIiiiioooooooooohhhhhhSHIT!

<activating defenses
<antigravity online
<force deflection apparatus activated

*you see a blue mushroom cloud rise in the distance*

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look, this bickering is getting us nowhere, the bottom line is, yes, they're all dead, but just because I'm covered in their blood and one wrote my name before they died doesn't mean a thing, it's all circumstantial.
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Mankind is but a facepalm on God

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